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Thursday, March 09, 2006

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(se advierte que todo los dialogos son traducidos al español)

Vestido de Alemán

Escenario: Estación de Servicio
-Chico, disculpame, en que dirección estamos?
-Esta es Richmond Parway, y si agarra por allá va por la ruta 80.
-Ahh, muchas gracias...Perdón!...que lindo acento (con cara de alegria y curiosidad) de donde sos????...Alemania???
-No, Argentina!
-Ahh...vuelta de cabeza (cara de decepción)
Cierre escena.

Que dona queres?
Escenario : Panadería
-Hola
-Hola, buen día.
-Que deseas hoy?
-Voy a pedir...
Interrupción
-Ahhh, disculpame. Nunca te pregunté. De que parte de Europa sos?
-No (sonrisa)... soy de Argentina.
Silencio
-(yo de vuelta)...Argentina.
Silencio
-(yo de vuelta)...El última país de sudamerica.
-Ahhh. Sí. Qué dona queres?
Fin de la escena

Enrique Iglesias
Escenario: Taquería (Comida Mexicana) -Sin trtaducción, idioma original-.
-Hola, buen día.
-Hola, buen día.
-Que deseas hoy?
-Voy a pedir un Burrito Regular
-Frijoles?
-Si, porotos negros.
-Ok...carne?
-No, con pollo.
-Para acá o para llevar?
-Para llevar
-Ok...
5 minutos después
-Acá esta tu burrito
-Gracias
-Una pregunta, sos español?
-No de Argentina.
-Ahh, hablas igualito a Enrique Iglesias
Fin de la escena y de capitulo.

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y si te pones un cartelito que verse: I am Argentino y a buena honra y vayanse todos a cagar!.no?.no?...tan comunicativos son alla? o vos te cortas en seco too??..
Gracias por las salutacioens del dia de la mujer, siempre sos bienvenido en el blog con un mate calentito.aunque sea virtual.besitos miles y si..oia.q lindo tonadita .sos argentino?jajajajaa

By DOS EN UNA (unidas por el pelo), at 1:13 PM
Yo creo que mi hello me sale muy europeo. No encuentro otra explicacion.
Voy a pensar lo del cartel. Aunque de Seguro me van a preguntar:
Che Aleman, escribiste mal el nombre!
Ciao

By Un argentino en California, at 2:42 PM
Hola! primera vez por tu blog! y no la última... la verdad es que vivi hace un tiempo en california y me has traido muchisimos recuerdos...

By yo en Buenos Aires, at 4:51 PM
Acordate de incluir en el cartelito un mapa...

By La sanguijuela, at 12:17 PM
Yo creo que tu aspecto, según la foto, da a europeo, porque creen que acá en Argentina aún llevamos pluma, arco, flecha y taparrabos.
Y al asno que te dijo que hablás igual que Enrique Iglesias, tiene un serio problema auditivo, me parece... Enrique Iglesias no habla!!! rebuzna.
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By DOS EN UNA (unidas por el pelo), at 7:37 AM
No le habras pedido: "disculpe señor panader ¿es una experiencia religiosa, pedir una dona en California?"
Abrazo

By pELuZoN oF PuPo, at 4:35 PM
Se deben creer que acá somos todos negritos... Peor, decís Argentino y te dicen Maradona, siguen sin entender mi cara de asco ante dicha comparación.

By Albus, at 8:53 PM
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By Anonymous, at 2:22 AM
Y...a lo mejor la solución es llevar en la billetera una foto de Maradona o de Evita o un tango...
El que te dijo que tenés la voz de Enrique Iglesias te mató!! (no me gusta para nada..je!)

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